So I met this guy last week; I was walking to my car from my friend Apryl's apartment one night and this guy yelled out to me to come over and talk to him. I said no, that my shoes were too big and if he wanted to talk to me he could come talk to me. He did.
He wanted to party, but it was 2 a.m. and I just wanted to go home and go to bed. He was cute, but super young, when he asked for my number I gave it to him.
"What the hell," I figured. "I'm single."
Well fella has been texting me all week. Nothing too exciting, but daily texts with terrible grammar. We made plans to hang out this Friday. (It's not like I'm looking for anything serious, I can deal with bad grammar on a temporary basis.)
Anyway, I just got this series of texts from him. Do you think I should go out with him?! ;)
So, um does anyone want to hang out this Friday?! It looks like I don't have plans anymore...
Sounds like a loser, but you know what? If we didn't meet losers like that from time to time.....we wouldn't be too sure when the right one comes around. We all meet everyone for some odd reason, to learn a lesson or to help gain strength from.
ReplyDeleteBut he really does sound like a loser too me.
So... the stranger you called over at 2am who wanted to party turned out to be sketchy?
ReplyDeleteOdd.
This looks legit!
ReplyDeleteHow do I "like" DangerMeyers comment... hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteBut he wuz jst hoping ud help him out fuck :p
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
ReplyDeleteI deserved this. As a rule of thumb you should NEVER give your phone number to the "c'mere" guy. Ever.
That being said, I'm kinda glad I did. This was HILARIOUS.
I say, buddy, if you can afford an Audi, you can afford the bills that come with it. If not, maybe it's time to trade it in for a Pinto...just saying.
ReplyDeleteThe whole situation was sketchy, you should have realized that from the start. You deserve better than that!! God!
ReplyDeleteI deserve the best!
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